Are you sinister?
No how dare you! Get out of my sights you little troublemaker!!
Are you the best political party?
Yes.
Do you know how the government works?
No comment
Why?
Yes.
Has your party gotten more then 1 vote in an election before?
No.
I can't find my tv remote!
Look in between the couch cushions.
Are you a frog?
No comment.